Nature Defender Gifts

'Why should I be concerned about the environment? I never go there.'

"One day son,all of this will be yours."

Toxic Waste - "Don't tell me where you put it. Just so long as you got rid of it."

Urban Expansion

Climate Change

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Man with gasmark spraying flies

'I wouldn't wash my food in there if I were you mister: It's downstream from the sewage plant...'

'Yeah, it's a disaster! We've got no signal!'

Disappearing Arctic sea ice forces polar bears to swim incredible distances to find food...

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

Hello, Agatha. You wanted to see me? What was my son-in-law doing down the street? I was installing a deer fence for Mrs. Quiver. Thanks a lot. Do you have a problem with my work? As a matter of fact

Covid

Society's branches of environment and ecology are shorn off by civilisation.

'I don't stop for global warming.'

'Site of the historic battle between Ace Development Co. and Citizens to Save Trees'.

Extinction Rebellion Prisoners

"Wildfires, epidemics, floods. . . you are tuned to the 'Fire and Brimstone' channel."

"Here's a slide I took earlier this morning of the Cataporous Spotted Bug, which is now unfortunately extinct."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

US Mosquito

"Yeah, there's life here, but not intelligent life."

Global Change is a Hoax

The animal kingdom salutes humanity.

'Water levels are definitely rising. I don't think your idea of using Dutch boys and dikes will work."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Best spin on oil spills

Obama administration to suspend Alaska offshore drilling

Travel Agent / Hunt Saboteurs

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former Tusks.

Vultures swoop on an t shirt wearing ecologists body "Save the birds"

The Tree Thief.

'OK troops, payback time: Let's flatten the loggers' hut...'

Adapting to global warming.