Flowerbed Protector Gifts

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Relax. They're just crows."

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

Grass huggers.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

A misery of mole hills

The Confused Gardener

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Protecting the green

Robinia Floribunda

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

Honeycomb

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

Be BEE Friendly: NO Pesticides!

A tree's revenge.