Flowerbed Fighter Gifts

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

The Confused Gardener

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

Robinia Floribunda

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Escaping Flowers

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Convention of municipal gardeners.

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Garden Roller

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

Gardener digging a flower bed over the croquet lawn.

Soccer and pandemic

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

'Like I told you yesterday, I think this is a bunch of nonsense.'

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

"My family has no idea what my personality would be like without yoga."

'I'll kill that dog of yours.'

Golfer searching for lost golf ball neglecting to notice the broken window.

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

"We got by without early blight or late blight, but we have better late than never blight."

How come top soil isn't dirt cheat?

Remove plants from rockery aster flowering and split them up.

Heavy Fog Slows Traffic.

Farmers