Flower Freedom Fighter Gifts

Escaping Flowers

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're fired."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Ban on Free Speech

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Voltaire

Press Freedom

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

George Orwell

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Frog flirting.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Government a la Carte

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Trump

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

MLK

Martin Luther King