Flower Champion Gifts

'Are the birds at your petunias again?'

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Frog flirting.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Mad about Roses!

Happy Turkey Day!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'That plant food really works!'

Environment Friendly House.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"You must have a green thumb."

Cow and Milk

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.