Flower Power Champion Gifts

Flower Arranger

"You can't say that - not even with flowers!"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Grass huggers.

"How are we on bread?"

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"I've mutated."

Afghanistan

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Never shoot straight up.'

The Flirtateous Period

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Summer Tip #26: Never use your chest as a beer can holder while sun tanning.

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

Flower power.

Luther Burbank

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Escaping Flowers

Smelling the daisies

'If you're going to San Fransisco, you can't wear a flower in your hair these days, sir.'

Flowers Explosion!

"Any of you boys considered investing in windpower?"

'Yes, that is me. Does it surprise you that an old hippie can sell out like that Morris?'

Red Tulip N-Power Plant

Two men arguing in front of florist shop.

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

'...he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, he...he...'

'That's my grandfather - I told you he was old fashioned.'

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"