Flower Power Fanatic Gifts

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

Social distancing

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Bee flying to another flower.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Labor Day Flowers

Cats and gardens.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

Bees SOS

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'In Love'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

The wife whisperer.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Valentine Day

The Garden

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

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