Flower Power Fanatic Pillows

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Busy Gardener

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Social distancing

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Bee flying to another flower.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Labor Day Flowers

Cats and gardens.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Botany Baby!

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

Bees SOS

The Garden

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Valentine Day

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

The wife whisperer.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'In Love'