Flower Power Players Gifts

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

Grass huggers.

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

Afghanistan

"I've mutated."

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

The Flirtateous Period

Flower power.

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

Summer Tip #26: Never use your chest as a beer can holder while sun tanning.

'How much for NO stems?'

Luther Burbank

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Two men arguing in front of florist shop.

Smelling the daisies

'My rise to the top is a long story. Being bottom of the food chain you'll sit and listen to all of it.'

Flowers Explosion!

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

Red Tulip N-Power Plant

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'