Forest Champion Gifts

Hunter facing angry woodland animals.

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Cat in Tree.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Environment Friendly House.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"The Nominees"

COP26

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

David Attenborough's Morning

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Fox hunting.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Orange Bengal Tiger

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Methane Emissions

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

The last bird in the last wood...