Forest Champion Gifts

Hunter facing angry woodland animals.

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Cat in Tree.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Environment Friendly House.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

David Attenborough's Morning

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"The Nominees"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

COP26

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Fox hunting.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Orange Bengal Tiger

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Methane Emissions

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

Spotted Owl Migration