Forest Warrior Gifts

"I'm going for the stripped pine look."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Trail mix?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Smokey The Tree"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Where the wild things were."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Bear Hugging Season Open

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Monkey-artist

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"I brought cocoa."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Touché"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Save the unicorn.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

School trip little porters.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."