Wildfire Warrior Gifts

"I ca't read the Air Quality Index - how bad do you think it is?"

City Zoo: Day Care

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Ice fisher.

Monkey-artist

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Save the unicorn.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Touché"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Climate Change

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'