Fuel Warrior Gifts

"Well Mom, it's time for you to start driving us to school again..."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Snake in the grass...

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

I love my motor.

Save the river.

Filling up.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"We got the cactus account!"

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

Ski Surfing

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.