Fuel Warrior Prints

"Well Mom, it's time for you to start driving us to school again..."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

Wrong leadership.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

Filling up.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"We got the cactus account!"

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

Ski Surfing

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.