Fuel Economy Warriors Gifts

Petro-Schadenfreude

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

The Heating Oil Problem.

I think I can...

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Gas eyedropper.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

Sports futility vehicles

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests