Fuel Economy Warriors Pillows

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

I think I can...

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

The Heating Oil Problem.

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Gas eyedropper.

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

Pot of Gold...

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Sports futility vehicles

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'