Fuel Price Warrior Pillows

Gas eyedropper.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'How else am I supposed to afford gas for my SUV?'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

It's the biofuel generation.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Low oil prices.

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

Some working people at the end of the month!

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

Transporter Strikes in Spain

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

He asked for it!

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

Vulture oil inc.

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

Petrol Suicide

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'

'Fill it up with last months gas. You know, the stuff that was twenty cents cheaper.'

Gas Price

'I see that when your car needed gas, at the station you saw the latest hike in gas prices...leaving your car there, you started hiking toward your destination.'

Gas Prices Down

"Now I wish the war had been about the oil."

"His insurance would have covered the surgery, but it didn't cover the fuel costs for the ambulance."