Fuel Cost Warrior Pillows

Petrol Suicide

"His insurance would have covered the surgery, but it didn't cover the fuel costs for the ambulance."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

It's the biofuel generation.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas eyedropper.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Low oil prices.

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

Some working people at the end of the month!

Transporter Strikes in Spain

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Hang on,I'm gonna' take it to a dollar fifty!!'

'Fill it up with last months gas. You know, the stuff that was twenty cents cheaper.'

Gas Price

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'

'I see that when your car needed gas, at the station you saw the latest hike in gas prices...leaving your car there, you started hiking toward your destination.'

Gas Prices Down

"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"

'How else am I supposed to afford gas for my SUV?'

"Now I wish the war had been about the oil."

Gigantic Oil Co - Raking it in at your Expense since 1950.