Gas Price Warrior Pillows

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas eyedropper.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'

The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.

Some working people at the end of the month!

Transporter Strikes in Spain

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Gas prices.

"I don't think it was a mirage..."

"What kind of security can we offer for the loan? With the rising prices on natural gas, my husband is worth an absolute fortune."

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

Vulture oil inc.

Vacation Options For Summer.

'Hang on,I'm gonna' take it to a dollar fifty!!'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas Price

"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'

"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"

'I see that when your car needed gas, at the station you saw the latest hike in gas prices...leaving your car there, you started hiking toward your destination.'

Petrol Suicide

'How else am I supposed to afford gas for my SUV?'