
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
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Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."
"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."
Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'
Ethanol and foreign oil.
News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.
'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'
'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'
'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'
Gas eyedropper.
'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'
Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.
'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'
I'm angry at the oil companies, aren't I? Fuel price anger counseling. – $25. You're right. It's really me I'm angry at. I'm a fossil fuel addict, is that it? The fact I pay soaring prices reminds me of my weakness and inability to change my behavior! Breakthrough … let's talk about my mom. Zzz.
The bitchin' about gas prices Bar & Grill.
Transporter Strikes in Spain
'I've broken down next to the bakery on the high street. . . I ran out of petrol when I was trying to find more petrol. . . and to top it off, I only have enough change on me for a cold pasty.'
Some working people at the end of the month!
Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.
Oil-n-Gas Corp. made $250 billion last year! Its profits soared while we got gouged at the pump! Are you listening to me?! Did you say something? Meltdown. He loves getting worked up. You taunt because you care.
"What kind of security can we offer for the loan? With the rising prices on natural gas, my husband is worth an absolute fortune."
Vulture oil inc.
"I don't think it was a mirage..."
Gas prices.
Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!
Vacation Options For Summer.
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
'Hang on,I'm gonna' take it to a dollar fifty!!'
Petrol Suicide
"This must be 'over the hill to the poorhouse'!'
Gas Price
'I see that when your car needed gas, at the station you saw the latest hike in gas prices...leaving your car there, you started hiking toward your destination.'
"I can't believe the cost of fuel! I save gas by car pooling. I drove my car into a pool. Now I walk!"
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