Wildfire Warrior Pillows

"I ca't read the Air Quality Index - how bad do you think it is?"

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Ice fisher.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Woman escapes with cats.

Monkey-artist

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Touché"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Save the unicorn.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Yo ho ho!

Electric Blanket.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

Climate Change

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'