Wildfire Watcher Gifts

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

I didn't start it, I swear!

Bitchbark Canoe

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Swan Fairy Tales

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Duck Hunt

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piranhaclaus

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'