Wildfire Watcher Gifts

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Bitchbark Canoe

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Swan Fairy Tales

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Duck Hunt

Piranhaclaus

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Tallyho!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."