Wildfires Gifts

Global warming and forest fires

The New Normal

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Good News about winter

Desert Island BBQ

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Woman escapes with cats.

Harsh Mellows.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.