Wildfire Safety Gifts

California Fires

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Smokey The Tree"

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

Fire Assembly Point

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Why do you always wear pants?"

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'