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California Fires

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Smokey The Tree"

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

Fire Assembly Point

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"