Fireplace Safety T-Shirts

'It's the wife!.... I hung it there to keep the kids away from the fire!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."