Fire Safety Fans T-Shirts

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"Those are just for show"

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Fire Assembly Point

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Smoking Firemen.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

The devil makes work for idle hands...

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

Global warming and forest fires

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Greece on fire

'I told you not to play with matches.'

Wait your turn. I was here first.

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

"Fetch!"

'Sure, it's a clever invention, but what if we get dependent on imported firewood?'