Fire Safety Fans Gifts

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Those are just for show"

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

Fire Assembly Point

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Smoking Firemen.

Coming to a crossroads in his life, Pinnochio faced a difficult decision.

"I call it 'fire' -- It's for burning calories!"

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

"Sorry ma'am. My computer says this is the wrong building."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

Global warming and forest fires

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

Greece on fire

Oog's Fire Shop. Would you be interested in a maintenance agreement?

'I told you not to play with matches.'

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

Wait your turn. I was here first.