Safety Feature Fan Gifts

"This vehicle also has a rear blind spot elimination assistant fitted as standard."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Fire Assembly Point

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Office Furniture.

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"It comes fully equipped with all the latest safety features ? aside from the optional life-car."

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

Safety pin factory.

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Betty liked to use safety glasses

'I told you not to play with matches.'

Oog's Fire Shop. Would you be interested in a maintenance agreement?

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

All Food Must Be Covered

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.