Safety Feature Fan Mugs

"This vehicle also has a rear blind spot elimination assistant fitted as standard."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

Fire Assembly Point

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"You no longer have to worry about me dropping my phone. The new phone comes with an airbag."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

Office Furniture.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"It comes fully equipped with all the latest safety features ? aside from the optional life-car."

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety pin factory.

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

All Food Must Be Covered

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

"Easy does it, Ralph."

'I told you not to play with matches.'