Road Safety Fan Gifts

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Speed Bumps.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Ducks crossing.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Angry pensioner

Head in the sand.

Cylinder Head

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Finishing Line

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

Betty liked to use safety glasses

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

Crash Test Smartie

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Air Bag.