Roadside Assistance Fan Gifts

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

First aid in mountains

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Support groups for car repairs.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

Happy Xmas

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Street Musician

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Manager please give 10%

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

Cylinder Head