Roadside Assistance Fan T-Shirts

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

First aid in mountains

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Support groups for car repairs.

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Street Musician

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Happy Xmas

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

Cylinder Head

Manager please give 10%