Highway Fan T-Shirts

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Heavy meals on wheels

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Ancient taxi

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Inflatable car

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Rory McIlroy

Cylinder Head

Crossing the Road

The headless moped driver

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!