Highway Fan Pillows

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Heavy meals on wheels

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Ancient taxi

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Inflatable car

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Cylinder Head

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

The headless moped driver

Crossing the Road

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!