Road Safety Fan Pillows

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Speed Bumps.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Head in the sand.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

Finishing Line

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

Password?

Air Bag.

Crash Test Smartie

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'