Bicycle Safety Fan Pillows

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'It's an old work injury.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Fire Assembly Point

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

HEY!

The evolution of triathletes.

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

"Need any electricity generated?"

Ryan Bayley

"He's come out of retirement!"

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

Tour de France champ François Faber

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Fish riding penny-farthing.

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

Oog's Fire Shop. Would you be interested in a maintenance agreement?