Bike Hire Fan Pillows

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

"I want to report a race crime.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'I believe you were first.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'Tickets, please.'

Angry pensioner

A bendy-cow.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Cultchah!

The headless moped driver

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

Sprinting speeding ticket

Pubic transport

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

HEY!

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

The Fantasy Train

The evolution of triathletes.

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

Cylinder Head

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'