Bike Race Fan Pillows

Tour de France champ François Faber

"I want to report a race crime.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Formula One car origami

Cyclist Flamingoes

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Pig Trotter

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'I believe you were first.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Dog Scalextric

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."