Motorbike Helmet Fan Pillows

New for 40-somethings who don't want to look like geezers...

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Angry pensioner

The Race

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

HEY!

Cylinder Head

The headless moped driver

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

The evolution of triathletes.

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Sprinting speeding ticket

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

On your mark, get set, go!

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

"Need any electricity generated?"

Ryan Bayley

And coughs by smearing the back of the tongue with paste.

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"