Bicycle Safety Fan Gifts

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

'It's an old work injury.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"I want to report a race crime.'

Fire Assembly Point

Penny Farthing Tricycle

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

HEY!

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

"Need any electricity generated?"

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

"He's come out of retirement!"

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

Fish riding penny-farthing.

Biden Infrastructure Plan

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

Newton discovers gravel...