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"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

First aid in mountains

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'It's an old work injury.'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Betty liked to use safety glasses

Washing Face

All Food Must Be Covered

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

The Heimlich Maneuver

Biggest heimlich maneuver ever recorded.

First Aid

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

Crash Test Smartie