Tech Safety Fan Pillows

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"It appears you have a virus."

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

Selfie Extension Stik

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety pin factory.

The man who discovered human error...

"I remember when 'family time' meant everyone staring at the same screen."

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

Mobiles

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Moses parts the Red Sea while a follower searches with a metal detector.