Safety Gadget Fan Pillows

Air Bag.

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

Remote Toaster

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety pin factory.

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

'Now that's what I call a guard dog.'

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

All Food Must Be Covered

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

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Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

Password?

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

Crash Test Smartie

"This vehicle also has a rear blind spot elimination assistant fitted as standard."