Food Safety Fan Pillows

'I'll have the vegetarian option please.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

All Food Must Be Covered

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Fire Assembly Point

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."