Food Safety Fan Pillows

'I'll have the vegetarian option please.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

All Food Must Be Covered

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

Fire Assembly Point

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"I have a food intolerance - I can only eat photogenic food."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

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