Food Regulation Fan Pillows

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tzatzikicicle

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Fridge-to-table"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'The food inspector, Sir!'

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Cow Cow Plops.

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

You're late!

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"