Food Regulation Fan Pillows

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tzatzikicicle

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Fridge-to-table"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

TV Chef Cooking Range

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Cow Cow Plops.

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"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

You're late!

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"