Food Regulation Fans Pillows

"Well Master Jack! We have reason to believe you're growing a GM crop without a licence!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Tzatzikicicle

TV Chef Cooking Range

Making healthy eating bearable.

Sushi Train Spotters

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Skunk! How is it?"

'Guess what Stella brought over today? Did you even know half the fruit with you in that bowl?'

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

101 Placenta Recipes

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

'I'll have the Wildebeest.'

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'