Food Regulation Fans Gifts

"Well Master Jack! We have reason to believe you're growing a GM crop without a licence!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

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Sushi Train Spotters

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Skunk! How is it?"

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

101 Placenta Recipes

'Guess what Stella brought over today? Did you even know half the fruit with you in that bowl?'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'I'll have the Wildebeest.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'