'The regulations don't allow half milk half water...but you're OK with 51%-49%.'
Food Standards Fan Gifts
Looking for a gift for a food standards enthusiast? Our collection offers clever, humorous items that highlight their dedication to food safety and standards. These personalized products are a delightful way to show appreciation for someone who cares about what we eat. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, find something that matches their passion for safe and delicious food. Whether they're a professional in the food industry or just a devoted foodie, these gifts will brighten their day and celebrate their interest in top-notch food standards.
"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."
OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….
"Number 2. Step forward please."
'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'
"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."
Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.
The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'
'Is it organic?'
"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."
"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."
'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'
'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'
This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!
"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"
"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."
'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'
The Cud Food Guide
'MILK FIGHT!'
'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '
'Couldn't Jack Spratt eat polyunsaturated fat?'
'The food inspector, Sir!'
Pelican with wheels on it's beak.
"Skunk! How is it?"
Warming hands over soup.
Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.
'You're fried!'
101 Placenta Recipes
Yesterday of Minnesota.
"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"
"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."
G8 ministers agonise over food decisions.
Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.
'The good news is we can still get abortions.'
'Oh, oh, Mom's on a rampage again!'
Food Standards Fan Gifts Collection
Food Standards Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for food standards fans. Find the ideal humorous or motivational design that will brighten their morning routine.
Food Standards Fan Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that celebrate food standards enthusiasts. Add personality to their living space with designs that are both humorous and charming.
Food Standards Fan Prints
Check out our stylish prints for food standards fans. These creative artworks are perfect for decorating kitchens, offices, or food labs with a touch of humor and passion.
Food Standards Fan T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts made for food safety aficionados. Great for casual wear, these shirts make a fun statement about their dedication to food standards.