Food Standards Enthusiast Gifts

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Honest Vending

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Please don't kill me."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

'Is it organic?'

Snacks for Learners

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."