Food Standards Enthusiast Gifts

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Honest Vending

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Please don't kill me."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Snacks for Learners

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."